Hey cunts, I just got tagged by a faggot!

Apparently these are the fucking rules...

RULES:

1. Grab the nearest book to you (not the most intellectual or your favorite. From where you're sitting, get the nearest one!).

2. Open the book to page 56.

3. Post the text of the first two-five sentences.

4. Tag five people to do the same.

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I've decided to take the pains of reading you all of a small prayer from my own self-proclaimed bible of "Rape: My Diary", so just shut the fuck up and listen!...


"Page 56"... ~clears throat and patiently waits for audience to shut the fuck up~

"FUCK JESUS, I WANT TO FUCK SATAN" ...I envisioned all of this by the way!...

"MARRIED AT 5" ...that's 5 years of age for all the retards out there who don't understand pure logic!...

"I WANNA TAKE YOU TO MY RAPE WORLD" ...moving right along now...

"INCESTRIOUS IMPREGNATION" ...any cunt that tells me how to spell, I will spell out their cause of death on their fucking tombstone!!!

"MEOW OCCASSIONALLY" ...yes, can you feel it now? This is fucking wisdom! Fuck it, since I now have achieved the status of getting hard, I'm just gonna havta read you's the whole fucking page!...

"I WONDER WHAT A KNIFE WOULD LOOK LIKE IN YOUR HEAD SO I RAM ONE THROUGH YOUR EYE"

"MORE LIQUORICE IN YOUR DIET, BITCH"

"THAT SOUNDS GOOD, SOUNDS LIKE A HIT"

"FLYS SWARM YOUR DEAD FISH"

"SEEING SHELLEY IN A TOWEL PUT YOU IN A RAPE-MOOD"

"CLASP TO MY GENITALIA"

"I SAID RECTILE-TISSUE TODAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME"

"I'M WORRIED ABOUT SHANE"

"YOU LIKE JOHNNY CASH, FUCKING FAGGOT"

"'TIME TO GO' -SOUNDS LIKE ERIC IDLE"

"FUCK ME"

"WHAT DID I SAY TODAY, SOMETHING GAY?"

"YOU 'FUCK'"

"RAPE MY ARSE NOW OR I'LL CALL YOU A FAGGOT"

"THAT'S BEAUTIFUL"

"CONVULSIONS MAKE ME LAUGH, I TOOK TWO BEFORE DINNER"

"BALANCE MY COUSIN ON MY DICK"

"CALL AN AMBULANCE"

"YOU'RE NOT GETTING ONE"

"PLEAD FOR YOUR LIFE"

"I FETCH THE KITCHEN KNIFE"

"WATCH HIM SQUIRM LIKE A WORM"

"I LIKE THIS SONG, IT'S RACIST & SEXIST & DISCRIMINATING"

"NOT TO PUT TOO FINE A POINT ON IT"

"SPARED NO EXPENSE ON MY COCK"

"OH, I'M WRECKING YOUR MAGAZINE"

"OH WELL, WIPE THE BITCHES ARSE"

"SLEEP IN MY PANTS"

"YOU JEWISH COON"

"YOU CHONKY NIGGER"

"YOU INBRED WOG"

"GO FUCK MY FROG"

"WHY DID YOU SLAP YOUR ARSE WHEN I PROPOSED?" ...poetically beautiful so far, isn't it!?...

"OOH, I'M GETTING AN ERECTION FROM YOUR COUCH"

"JUST COZ YOU WANT MY HONOURABLE WORM"

"FIRST LET ME DEFECATE YOUR LOST CONDOM"

"CRUST INFESTED PUBIC HAIRS"

"WHO DO I HAVE TO FUCK TO GET A BIBLE IN THIS TURD-INFESTATION?"
...almost home, my sweet children!...

"WHY DON'T YOU SHOVE THAT BIBLE UP YOUR GOD-FORGIVING CUNT?"

...and last of all, but certainly not least!...
"AMEN" ...yes, A-fucking-MAN...Arsehole-Man that is!!!


Welp,
FUCK OFF!